I love being Jewish AND Norse and having my “Odinsdottir” tattoo on my wrist. I really love it when white supremacist/nazi loving shitheads ask me about it and I casually work into it that I’m also Jewish. You can see their little brain cell trying to process that knowledge bomb.
The conversation goes something like this:
– Dickhead: But, but you’re white!
– Me: Yep
– DH: But, how??
– Me: Genetics and DNA
– DH: BUT YOU’RE WHITE!!!!
– Me: Yeah, isn’t that awesome?
– DH: *head explodes*
– Me: #winning